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voxamberlynn:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

I’M CRYING!!!!

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beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Outfits by:Tarun Tahiliani

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foreverpruned: black-american-queen: dapenguinninja: giddytf2: gyrojojo: leylatimur: yeeees why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it? and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula “Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both” ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world although perhaps a bit too literal Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again. I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me you can have a vagina or a voice, not both” Omg!!!!

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker: Just English
My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker: Moo?
My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

Truly powerful women don’t explain why they want respect. They simply don’t engage those who don’t give it to them.

—Sherry Argov (via thesextape)

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute. Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump. Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice. This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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Tagged by queridagordita and falling-horizontal
1. Name? Vanessa
2. Height? 5’8”
3. How long have you had your tumblr? I’ve had it since 2010
4. First URL? I think it was witbeyondmeasure
5. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed.
6. What’s your favorite candle scent? Cinnamon
7. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? I didn’t know if I ever was, to be honest, but I got married at age 20.
8. Can you do a split? Haha, no.
9. All time favorite movie? I don’t have a favorite but I love comedies!
10. All time favorite book? 
Catcher In the Rye -J.D. Salinger
11. Ever had Indian food? 
Of course! 😍
12. Can you whistle? I had both my two front teeth out at the same time, and that’s how I learned!
13. Do you eat breakfast every morning? No, but I try!
14. Titanic or the Notebook?
Titanic for sure.
15. Have you ever fallen down in public? It’s part of my daily routine. I’m too clumsy not to trip over and fall.
16. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I haven’t so far, and it’s already been three years!
17. Would you rather see Miley or Taylor in concert? 
Miley, she seems like a blast.
18. Do you want to get married in the future? n/a
19. What were you doing at 8 this morning? Counting inventory at work.
20. Hot tea or cold tea? Both. Hot tropical green, and iced Southern Sweet Tea.
21. Have you read Harry Potter, Twilight, or Hunger Games series? I have read all 3 series.
22. What was your first concert? My first real concert was March 23rd 2006. I saw Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, From First to Last, Hawthorne Heights and a few others I don’t remember. -Same.
23. Art or science museum? Both!
24. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? Bell’s in Tulsa.
25. Wheres waldo? He’s around here somewhere!
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